NCIS Recap: Semper Fortis
This version of Internet Explorer is no longer supported. Please try a current version of IE or Firefox. Cast Characters Quotes Fan Fiction Fan Art Music Gibbs' Rules NCIS Goes to the Movies. These are team rules - mostly made up by NCIS Fan Site Members. One or two are actual rules used on the show and indicated in the tables below. Unofficial Fan Member Rules. Rule Rule 1 When in doubt, speak geek. Rule Rule Actual Character Quote: Do not lie to Abby.
Always keep a spare. Rule Rule 1 If it annoys you, kill it. Hey, no, this is my team now, Gibbs. And DiNozzo's rule number one is I don't sit on the sidelines when my people are in trouble. You got a problem with that? Just remember who's got a badge and who is a civilian. Never underestimate your opponent. One Shot, One Kill. I thought nine was ncis abby dating list ask a girl her weight on the first date. Threads for this page.
Secretary of the Navy to DiNozzo in 9x01 1 Aug 226: Aug 226: Permission to speak candidly, Mr. Go for it DiNozzo: This mission blows Mr. Oh, I'm sorry you're disappointed. Rule number one in Washington politics: Don't take work personally. Do you find this valuable? Rule 1 from Mr. Secretary of the Navy to DiNozzo in 9x01 By: BTW nice to have you back with us, ncis abby dating list been missed.
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When in doubt, speak geek. When colleagues insist that the characters in your book are based upon them, repeat the word "fiction" as many times as possible. When the computers don't work and the computer technicians won't work, fix them yourself. Always speak the truth. Always be respectful and polite, no matter what the provocation. Take all possible opportunities to get the revenge of the nerd, while maintaining very polite language.
Use vocabulary and implacable will to intimidate the person you interrogate. Be willing to stand ncis abby dating list to gang-leaders, by using your height to stare down upon them. Don't ask, so that they won't have to tell. Av oid DiNozzo when around heights. Always play the Ncis abby dating list card. Treat the team a family: Gibbs' gut is allowed to be lucky because he is not a scientist. Dress codes are for other people.
Be kind to your equipment. If it annoys you, kill it. Drive fast; it's the best way to avoid roadside bombs. Never sit on the sidelines when your people need you. If a sexually attractive female is involved in the case ALWAYS hit on her. Always seek out a movie analogy. Take every opportunity to do a Tommy Lee Jones speech from the Fugitive. When doing Tommy Lee Jones impressions, get the accent right. Always defuse a situation with humour rather than resorting to authoritarianism.
Always make sure your work is done but make it look like you are just lazing around. If said work is not yet done, come back in the middle of the night to complete it. Never ask a woman her weight on the first date. Do not fall in love when working undercover. Do not go undercover posing as the boyfriend of anyone. Be very careful whom you tongue-kiss: Never pick on a probie when he is down. Maintain the morale of the rest of the team, even ncis abby dating list you have sufficient experience to be really very worried about Gibbs.
Develop a first name working relationship with the Director but defer to Gibbs. Don't drink the boss' coffee-ever. Secretary of the Navy to DiNozzo in 9x NCIS Post reply Show Last Reply. Jun 191: