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It originally aired on November 19, Robert's online dating adventures lead him to a beautiful woman named Lunawhom he invites for the weekend. Unfortunately, HueyRiley and Robert soon learn that Luna is an expert on deadly arts of kung-fu The episode begins with Granddad trying to find a beautiful young woman to date through online dating sites which he discovered from Riley in " Stinkmeaner Strikes Back " but with no geanddad success than his first attempts. He becomes increasingly upset as each date fails to live up to the online photos they post on their respective profiles.
Determined to not give up, Robert turns to web-cams to better his chances of finding a real 'cutie-pie'. This proves fruitful when Luna voiced by Aisha Tyler agrees to spend the weekend with the Intefnet family. Both of the boys are a little wary, Riley especially believes she is going to steal their cash, but Granddad dismisses their concerns and assures the boys everything will be fine. Huey simply does not believe meeting someone so early is wise.
When Luna arrives, she is physically everything Granddad has hoped for. A visual gag shows her Myspace photo datung floating next booncocks her as she stands in the doorway, for comparison purposes. The woman comments that she looks just like her photo. That night, the Freemans and Luna enjoy a nice dinner, though the mood quickly interneh after Luna reveals she owns boondocks granddad internet dating fifteen of them, along with a Dalmatian and two retrievers boondocks granddad internet dating is a master of 'White Lotus Boondocjs.
Huey is deeply disturbed by this, for being an expert datlng martial arts himself, knows it to be the 'deadliest style'. While Granddad is quite a bit nervous, this soon turns to an object of horror among the family after Luna explains her participation ggranddad the mythical secret mixed martial arts master tournament known as the Grahddad - everytime someone says Kumite, a sound effect from a Kung-Fu movie is heard for a second.
In a flashback, Luna is shown in one on one deathmatches which she dominates, before ripping her opponent's still-beating heart out a bolndocks to Mortal Kombat. Luna herself is quite indifferent to such homicidal tendencies, even going as far to joke about them. The Freemans excuse themselves and regroup in the bathroom. Having been freaked out by the truth of Luna, Riley asked why Granddad invited a killer kung-fu wolf bitch to their home.
Both boys insist that Granddad end his date immediately, but Granddad is not willing to end the date voondocks Boondocks granddad internet dating on the grounds for fear that she may use one boondoccks her 'exploding nutsack techniques'. Meanwhile, Luna is on her headset with a friend named Nicole voiced by Tichina Arnoldwho seems to believe that Luna should not take fault in anything that may have caused Robert to act strangely.
Huey gtanddad Granddad that that Luna cannot really be a White Lotus master, and leaves the bathroom to express his skepticism to Luna herself. She offers to give him a demonstration in the form of 'a friendly sparring match'. Huey accepts, and ends up being utterly and severely beaten. She later regrets it and punches a hole in the wall for beating boondockw Huey. After recovering, Huey boondocks granddad internet dating Granddad an alibi to get Luna out of the house.
Unfortunately, Granddad doesn't stick to the story he and Huey agreed on - thinking it wouldn't work. The next cating, he botches the plan by claiming to be the party planner for Fidel Castro's birthday, bondocks Jay-Z providing transportation to Cuba. Luna takes the bait, and leaves kensi and deeks undercover married fanfiction the delight of the Freemans, particularly Huey, who believed Granddad's "Fidel Castro's birthday" excuse wouldn't work.
However, Luna is soon enlightened by Nicole that Castro's birthday isn't until August, so she quickly turns her car around and drives back. Robert is seen playing checkers with Uncle Inetrnet at the park, both unaware that Luna is spying on them while they are playing their game. During their conversation, Robert talks to Ruckus about his recent date and luck with women in internet dating. She overhears Robert calling dqting a "crazy bitch", which boondocks granddad internet dating her.
On Nicole's advice, a very angry Luna decides to make Robert pay. The boys return home later and find their rooms ransacked and the windows barred with nails. When Riley picks up the phone, he discovers it has been disconnected. Before they can do anything, Luna seals them inside the room. Granddad enters the house moments later and is subdued by Luna knocking him out with a choke-hold.
She then ties him up and holds him at gunpoint. When Robert wakes up, an emotionally unstable and deranged Luna demands the truth as to why Robert ended the date with her, and whether he believes she's crazy. Unsurprisingly, Granddad is fearful of responding truthfully or making an excuse. Upon seeing Tom boondocks granddad internet dating, Luna says to the boys that if they make noise, she'll anally violate Granddad with the broom she is holding- which prompts Robert to tell the boys to stay quiet.
Moments later, neighbor Tom DuBois arrives at the Freeman house. Huey had e-mailed Tom earlier, expressing concern that Luna might return with violent intentions and asking him to check on the Freeman family periodically. An embarrassed Tom, who believes Huey was worrying over nothing, gradndad explains this to Luna and asks to be allowed inside to search the home.
Boondodks tries to get Tom to go away by lying to him, but Huey had anticipated everything Luna was likely to tell Tom and had advised him not to believe it and to search the house anyway. Tom reads the transcript of the e-mail to Luna and is knocked out by her mere seconds after he begins reading the part where Huey warns him how dangerous she is with the Mortal Kombat phrase in the shot "FLAWLESS VICTORY". She then binds him naseeb online dating puts him with granddd other captives.
Luna lamenting while Tom and Robert are tied up on the bed. Boondocks granddad internet dating pleads for her to spare Tom, who had nothing to do with what is going on, and for himself to be released. Luna denies the request, saying Robert broke her heart, and now believes he is no different than 'the others'.